How this Movie Should have Ended: Sheril: "And this is how i saved the world!'' Superman: "That doesn't sounds like you saving the world'' Batman: "Yeah, that sounds more like you conquering the world'' Sherill: "Are you saying i am a villain? i was only trying to save their souls… BRAINWASHING CHRISTIAN TOUCH OF JESUS ACTIVATE!!!'' Batman: "Yeah, that's not gonna work with us…'' Superman: "Yeah, we are wearing The Super… Batman: "Bat…'' Superman and Batman Together: "Anti-Brainwashing BFF Bracelets!'' Batman: "World Finest Limited Edition™ made by Wayne Enterprises™'' 😉 Sheril: "Dang it!'' *Meanwhile at the Bar of Supervillains* Satan: "And i would have won and granted all Humans Free-Will and give Childrens the ability to follow their Dreams and have a Self-Fullfiled Life that would have made them satisfied of themselves by themselves… if it wasn't for that Girl'' Palpatine: "Can you say how are you supposed to be a Supervillain again?''
The mythology of Judeo-Christian stuff ultimately boils down to one guy wants you to not have fun while you're on earth and will then torture you forever, versus one guy will let you have fun on earth and will then torture you forever after.
There's no reason to believe in or worship either, but if you're going to it might as well be the one who's gonna let you have fun for a litrle bit.
I think this works… cuz G-d never said, I gave you this power. The family just assumed G-d did. In reality, Satan gave it to her and let human nature do its thing… Satan even tried to show her the right path, but power corrupts, and he just revelled in it.
this is pretty much the same plot as the season one finale of misfits haha! but obviously they made the mind control christian cult leader girl the villain lol
This is the first time I've ever seen this channel, and I'm watching this pleasantly high and I gotta say, I'm not sure what's got me cackling more. The constant return of the "I am sex" clip, or the random bits of…What I'm not sure is real or made up lore for the youtuber (wym you're not getting into it about used to being an exorcist?! 🤣I feel like I could almost believe it without details!)
This wouldve been so good if this had been written instead by like stephen king. Like some of his stories already have an intentional religeous vibe and i cant imagine he wouldnt grasp the whole taking away the choice literally just dooms everyone thing. He probably wouldve reframed it so its from satans perspective but instead had satan actually just be some guy who understands whats happening and is desperately trying to prevent these idiots from sending literally everyone to hell. Actually does anyone know him? Please hand him this movie
I heard “fireproof” and I stopped my conversation with my husband, “courageous” and said ain’t no damn way and then you said “facing the giants” and I sat right up in bed. I , unfortunately, went to the church that made those movies for many many years growing up, as well as going to the private school associated with it from 3rd-12th🙃 we had to watch these movies on field trips. It’s so wild hearing other people know those movies😅
She e touches two people and murders and grapes go down 90%? How many people were those two people murdering and assaulting?? I guess we just found who was doing all the crime…
This is how christianity works anyway, since god is a psychopath and satan was the original scapegoat. All satan did was offer KNOWLEDGE. That's it. This writer/director is just another narcissist pervert. The ironic win though is that a woman becomes the leader of christianity. 😀 FINALLY. Goddess time!
i love this take on the movie. Ive always believed the narrative in the bible was a little quick to decide god = good guy and satan = bad guy. Satan wanted us to have knowledge of morality from tree of good and evil. satan never killed anyone (not even job's family cause god demanded those deaths) and god killed billions in the OT. then in my late 30's i discovered the gospel of judas?????? if i was convinced the characters of the bible were real, id be rooting for satan. Satan obviously is the good guy. and god just had the media completely controlled from day one.
No no I love your Christian movie, I just didn't expect it to be so horny is all…
42 year old man cast as a 36 year old woman's son is real porn casting energy.
Maybe God gave her leukemia for a reason 🤔
almost had lesbians kissing 😢
How this Movie Should have Ended:
Sheril: "And this is how i saved the world!''
Superman: "That doesn't sounds like you saving the world''
Batman: "Yeah, that sounds more like you conquering the world''
Sherill: "Are you saying i am a villain? i was only trying to save their souls…
BRAINWASHING CHRISTIAN TOUCH OF JESUS ACTIVATE!!!''
Batman: "Yeah, that's not gonna work with us…''
Superman: "Yeah, we are wearing The Super…
Batman: "Bat…''
Superman and Batman Together: "Anti-Brainwashing BFF Bracelets!''
Batman: "World Finest Limited Edition™ made by Wayne Enterprises™'' 😉
Sheril: "Dang it!''
*Meanwhile at the Bar of Supervillains*
Satan: "And i would have won and granted all Humans Free-Will and give Childrens the ability to follow their Dreams and have a Self-Fullfiled Life that would have made them satisfied of themselves by themselves… if it wasn't for that Girl''
Palpatine: "Can you say how are you supposed to be a Supervillain again?''
He is a prophet. He managed to make AI slop in 2009 before AI was invented.
Hey! Buttons are for chumps.
Hey, it's the punk rocker from the movie Dudes playing the devil
JFC these cultists are insane
God I love Tubi
the dad vaguely looks like steve perry and its freaking me out
You don't need a movie to make him the good guy.
The mythology of Judeo-Christian stuff ultimately boils down to one guy wants you to not have fun while you're on earth and will then torture you forever, versus one guy will let you have fun on earth and will then torture you forever after.
There's no reason to believe in or worship either, but if you're going to it might as well be the one who's gonna let you have fun for a litrle bit.
Satan fought for our freedom, truly an american hero
bro, please, PLEASE, make a side content of making review of movies and/or series, please! PLU EASE!!!!
I think this works… cuz G-d never said, I gave you this power. The family just assumed G-d did.
In reality, Satan gave it to her and let human nature do its thing… Satan even tried to show her the right path, but power corrupts, and he just revelled in it.
I'm watching this video because Drew Gooden and his 2 clones watched the trailer and I know I'm gonna enjoy watching it get ripped to shreds
20:42 they used them to burn well-read women on ♡
This movie makes Satan out to be the main character in Calvinism by turning predestination on itself, nice!
Honestly, the bible makes Satan look like the good guy.
10:28 Aight BET
Irregardless
That decline in violent crime is real. What caused it? Legalization of abortion.
I'm for real. One more slam dunk for team heathen.
Honestly, im a follower of lucifer. And he agrees with the lucifer of this film. Also he thinks the whole idea of this film is proposterious.
Why does bro look airbrushed
this is pretty much the same plot as the season one finale of misfits haha! but obviously they made the mind control christian cult leader girl the villain lol
please react to more christian mpvies!!!
“If only i had the power to force people to follow my religion”
This is the first time I've ever seen this channel, and I'm watching this pleasantly high and I gotta say, I'm not sure what's got me cackling more. The constant return of the "I am sex" clip, or the random bits of…What I'm not sure is real or made up lore for the youtuber (wym you're not getting into it about used to being an exorcist?! 🤣I feel like I could almost believe it without details!)
Congratulations for staying awake during that snore fest acting! You sure the movie wasn't anti Christian propaganda?
The Bible itself makes Satan the hero and God the moral monster
She was dead under the Christmas tree 😂😂😂
This wouldve been so good if this had been written instead by like stephen king. Like some of his stories already have an intentional religeous vibe and i cant imagine he wouldnt grasp the whole taking away the choice literally just dooms everyone thing. He probably wouldve reframed it so its from satans perspective but instead had satan actually just be some guy who understands whats happening and is desperately trying to prevent these idiots from sending literally everyone to hell. Actually does anyone know him? Please hand him this movie
I heard “fireproof” and I stopped my conversation with my husband, “courageous” and said ain’t no damn way and then you said “facing the giants” and I sat right up in bed. I , unfortunately, went to the church that made those movies for many many years growing up, as well as going to the private school associated with it from 3rd-12th🙃 we had to watch these movies on field trips. It’s so wild hearing other people know those movies😅
What if I told you that the devil…..
was always the hero
She e touches two people and murders and grapes go down 90%? How many people were those two people murdering and assaulting?? I guess we just found who was doing all the crime…
Satan doesn’t want us to have free will.
Jokes on you, I have always sided with Satan.😂
This is how christianity works anyway, since god is a psychopath and satan was the original scapegoat. All satan did was offer KNOWLEDGE. That's it. This writer/director is just another narcissist pervert. The ironic win though is that a woman becomes the leader of christianity. 😀 FINALLY. Goddess time!
i love this take on the movie. Ive always believed the narrative in the bible was a little quick to decide god = good guy and satan = bad guy. Satan wanted us to have knowledge of morality from tree of good and evil. satan never killed anyone (not even job's family cause god demanded those deaths) and god killed billions in the OT. then in my late 30's i discovered the gospel of judas?????? if i was convinced the characters of the bible were real, id be rooting for satan. Satan obviously is the good guy. and god just had the media completely controlled from day one.