I’ve only watched this “movie” for about 13 minutes, but I need to sanitize my brain 500 times with Prince of Egypt. Niche is the true MVP for going through this movie and then scarring us with with this absolutely beautiful video.
everyone keeps talking about how this move messed them up, but what even is this movie? The video only made me wanna watch this with context, it looks like a fun time😅
David sniffing that purple nurple girl's cloth took me out. I totally understand why this took so long to edit 😂😂 This was a great video and a perfect return video 🥰
I want this to go viral so badly bc I wanna specifically find out wtf is going on in this film through the lens of some youtuber covering it, like Phelous or Saberspark
The animation of this movie is like what happens when older christian folk try to emulate anime with the same lpgic as the imfamous christian rap video. You know the one lmao
I'm studying Christian theology and even through the masterful editing of this video and TERRIBLE terrible film, I still got way too hyped when I realized we were gonna get the ghost of Samuel sequence.
I wasn’t expecting to be completely taken out by the first line “FINALLY GOD, TAKE ME. I WANT IT NOW.” 😂 (Also welcome back and congrats on the Nickelodeon internship!)
If anyone doubts whether Jonathan and David were gay for each other Imma just leave these two very real Bible verses here. 1 Samuel 18: 1 Now when he had finished speaking to Saul, the soul of Jonathan was knit to the soul of David, and Jonathan loved him as his own soul. 2 Samuel 1: 26 I am distressed for you, my brother Jonathan; You have been very pleasant to me; Your love to me was wonderful, Surpassing the love of women.
Why do they have to make something incredibly perverted and creepy such as sniffing clothes/hair as part of “having a crush”? That’s Judge Frollo levels of sus
this movie ate my wife and stole my crops
return of the queen 😌
The Return of The Queen
This is your masterpiece
"What is he done?"
"You!"
Seems legit
8:41 I can't be the only one who thinks of THAT
This makes so much sense why you were gone so long
I hope you're doing ok
'cause I think I got cancer from this thing ;w;
Brilliant absolutely brilliant that Mitski bit made me cry laughing
I’ve only watched this “movie” for about 13 minutes, but I need to sanitize my brain 500 times with Prince of Egypt. Niche is the true MVP for going through this movie and then scarring us with with this absolutely beautiful video.
"what has he done?"
"You >:[ "
GIRL—
everyone keeps talking about how this move messed them up, but what even is this movie? The video only made me wanna watch this with context, it looks like a fun time😅
12:21 That guy in the background to David's left is so tiny.
NOT THE LOTR OPENING IM GOING TO CRY 😭
ALSO ITS GREAT TO HAVE YOU BACK
"I'm warning you to run now"
Oh please I sat through that furry bait movie and the Barbie movies with otto, I'm not going anywh-
"Before this becomes a musical"
OH HELL NO!
Was here for the premiere…welcome back!! 🎉
WHY are all his songs entirely falsetto, also this was originally from the Jewish bible send to a Jewish friend to scare them too!
Hey. So uhh…
Congrats on your internship.
Also, what's the title of the movie?
This is most certainly one of the movies of all time!
5:51 Bruh I gasped so loudly, holy shit YES!!!! Transitioned very well with the laughter XD
5:58 Man literally said🤨🏳🌈?
Congrats on the internship!
Idk David grew up kinda good 🤪
Btw they made quite some… choices in this production huh 💀
I'm so glad YouTube recommended me this video and I'm so sorry you had to see this whole movie as is. Thank you for this masterpiece of edits
Um what movie title is this again?
David sniffing that purple nurple girl's cloth took me out. I totally understand why this took so long to edit 😂😂 This was a great video and a perfect return video 🥰
Okay Blue Bird playing while David fought those soldiers was pretty lit 🔥 Great choice!
I want this to go viral so badly bc I wanna specifically find out wtf is going on in this film through the lens of some youtuber covering it, like Phelous or Saberspark
All the Christian values in the movie were overwhelming.
I had to pause this while watching it. You taking a year-long hiatus is justified
The animation of this movie is like what happens when older christian folk try to emulate anime with the same lpgic as the imfamous christian rap video. You know the one lmao
The queen has returned!
Congrats on your internship!
Also, I didn't run away in time. Just so that you know.
NO WAY, I WATCHED THIS IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
“Congrats you’ve made it halfway through the video” nah I actually almost exited out to end my suffering😂
Yoo, glad to see you’re back, your vid’s always bring a smile to my face
I'm studying Christian theology and even through the masterful editing of this video and TERRIBLE terrible film, I still got way too hyped when I realized we were gonna get the ghost of Samuel sequence.
OMG I DIDN'T KNOW THIS WAS FORM YOU?!
I wasn’t expecting to be completely taken out by the first line “FINALLY GOD, TAKE ME. I WANT IT NOW.” 😂
(Also welcome back and congrats on the Nickelodeon internship!)
i am now going to stare into a wall and wonder how this movie was even created
I felt so much joy seeing this in my subscription feed
6:07 the acting 💀
If anyone doubts whether Jonathan and David were gay for each other Imma just leave these two very real Bible verses here.
1 Samuel 18: 1
Now when he had finished speaking to Saul, the soul of Jonathan was knit to the soul of David, and Jonathan loved him as his own soul.
2 Samuel 1: 26
I am distressed for you, my brother Jonathan;
You have been very pleasant to me;
Your love to me was wonderful,
Surpassing the love of women.
I watched this twice and still couldn't process what this was and what it was about ☠
I’m sorry, but the scene with David getting the seashell liquid poured on his head looks like a scene from a hentai.
Why do they have to make something incredibly perverted and creepy such as sniffing clothes/hair as part of “having a crush”?
That’s Judge Frollo levels of sus