happened to my cousins friend, he even told her that she’s not as religious as he is since she was kind of loud plus he used to shame her for that. Anyways so now he’s dating his male co-worker-
my first boyfriend broke up with me because he had gone on a retreat and someone asked him how his relationship had brought him closer to god and he didn’t have an answer. we were 17.
"Oh, well God told me, that you should compensate me with 500 bucks and my Costco card back. And furthermore, he told me to tell you not to let the door hitcha where the good He splitcha."
This should not be as relatable as it is.
Brilliant
Id've dumped Maggy monotone and said God as well
Wow how funny I forgot to laugh
happened to my cousins friend, he even told her that she’s not as religious as he is since she was kind of loud plus he used to shame her for that. Anyways so now he’s dating his male co-worker-
This is the least funny, funny thing I’ve seen
He dodged a bullet!
Oh fuck you're so funny
my first boyfriend broke up with me because he had gone on a retreat and someone asked him how his relationship had brought him closer to god and he didn’t have an answer. we were 17.
I think God had my man's back
"Oh, well God told me, that you should compensate me with 500 bucks and my Costco card back. And furthermore, he told me to tell you not to let the door hitcha where the good He splitcha."
Women are not funny
What's up with new comedians being the opposite of older comedians? Now it seems they're so dead and talk really slow.
Probly better off. I may use that one. 😏
Can't relate
A Temecula shout out happens when u least expect it
Ye there’s levels in this, this that was enjoyable. Great job more pls
God: "You seem like a good kid and she really needs material."
I dated a Christian boy and he broke up with me because he's a Christian and can't date another guy, but he was the one who asked me out…