The opposite of this happened to me. When I was in senior year, I submitted a digital self portrait (made from tiny images of my favourite CD covers, like pixels to make an image of my face.) It was not the best thing ever, but for the 2000s I thought it was pretty damn good for a teenager. My Art teacher was old school and thought digital art was bullshit, my final grade was a D… The kicker… The very next year, after I graduated, my little sister brought home the new Student Journal, and on the front cover was my dumb face looking all inquisitive into the distance… THE SAME SUBMISSION THEY THOUGHT WAS BAD ENOUGH TO GRADE A D, THEY THEN THOUGHT WAS A GOOD ENOUGH TO REPRESENT THE ENTIRE SCHOOL THE NEXT YEAR…
Absurd as this may seem, a girl actually did exactly that when submitting a paper. The introduction and the conclusion of the paper are wildly different compared to the main body. It's as if it's written by 2 people. The introduction and conclusion have horrible English but the main body has impeccable grammar. I copied the entire main body and Google search it. Lo, ho and behold I found the plagiarised article, copied word for word. I failed the girl.
Kids if your ever cheating, do it right. For example, take your copied essay, and translate it into multiple different languages, then translate it back into the language you speak. That way, it will make it look like you had a stroke whilst writing it. The teacher won’t suspect a thing.
You think this is satire but my highschoolers are literally like this… especially because they think anyone over 20 is a fossil and has not heard of Wikipedia.
My freshman year of college, I didn't feel like writing my final paper for a class that was literally just about going to a liberal arts school and what the expectations are… The final topic was basically just a "what I learned and how it connects to our personal life" My teammate from New Zealand emailed me her paper (from the same semester, just different professor) and I just changed the header info. I got an A, even though I'm pretty sure it mentioned my "growing up in New Zealand" lmfao
This is the best in ESL class,when your students turn in papers with words you know they've never even heard before. Oh really, it has a 'postmodern aesthetic?' Do elaborate….
The sad part about this skit is that it’s a pretty close representation of what is currently going on in our Public School System throughout America! Very, very sad!
I taught a Fundamental of Business class. A student used Google to define the peak of the business cycle. The student defined Peak: The top of a mountain. Technically, the student was correct but the definition was way out of context.
It so weird to see Jerry like this
The teacher was cringe I know he’s the voice off Rick and morty such a good cast on this one and it bombed
ironic
the irony of this lmao
how fucking ironic that you plagiarized joel haver
Is the teacher Chris Parnell
Real footage of the SNL writer's room, October 2022
my mom taught spanish at colleges. she once got a paper written entirely in portuguese from a student who did not speak portuguese.
The opposite of this happened to me. When I was in senior year, I submitted a digital self portrait (made from tiny images of my favourite CD covers, like pixels to make an image of my face.) It was not the best thing ever, but for the 2000s I thought it was pretty damn good for a teenager. My Art teacher was old school and thought digital art was bullshit, my final grade was a D… The kicker… The very next year, after I graduated, my little sister brought home the new Student Journal, and on the front cover was my dumb face looking all inquisitive into the distance… THE SAME SUBMISSION THEY THOUGHT WAS BAD ENOUGH TO GRADE A D, THEY THEN THOUGHT WAS A GOOD ENOUGH TO REPRESENT THE ENTIRE SCHOOL THE NEXT YEAR…
I spoke with a teacher once after a test day, we talked and she said “They cheat. Hell, they all cheat these days.”
Absurd as this may seem, a girl actually did exactly that when submitting a paper. The introduction and the conclusion of the paper are wildly different compared to the main body. It's as if it's written by 2 people. The introduction and conclusion have horrible English but the main body has impeccable grammar. I copied the entire main body and Google search it. Lo, ho and behold I found the plagiarised article, copied word for word. I failed the girl.
I love this guy's sarcasm
*ahem*Joel Haver*cough*toilet paper bears*hack wheeze*charmin
this is my class. I just ran a plagiarism checker on a assignment and 6 Kids out of 26 copy pasted their information.
It's how teens looks to the adults when they are being too obvious but think they are outsmarting them
Ashton Kutcher, king of DAMNs
A hiest school student. Lol a school for scoundrels that's a 2 fer
Oh wait, you can wear a black blazer with white pants?
why does seth kinda look like that guy that played john in lasagnacat?
In college I despised English composition 101, 102, and 103. I graduated and did it all by myself like I was taught to do. Amen
This was already done by Farley and Sandler in Poetry class
Kids if your ever cheating, do it right. For example, take your copied essay, and translate it into multiple different languages, then translate it back into the language you speak. That way, it will make it look like you had a stroke whilst writing it. The teacher won’t suspect a thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWEX2jXSyFY
FYI: the teacher is Jerry Smith
Yeah like words are new in any form😂
Is there a word for students who act like this in class? Every school has at least one of them.
Is that Kelso?
I was hoping this skit would end with somebody not cheating and getting a good grade.
You think this is satire but my highschoolers are literally like this… especially because they think anyone over 20 is a fossil and has not heard of Wikipedia.
God I miss the old 2010’s. That was my golden era coming from a current 16 year old
My freshman year of college, I didn't feel like writing my final paper for a class that was literally just about going to a liberal arts school and what the expectations are… The final topic was basically just a "what I learned and how it connects to our personal life"
My teammate from New Zealand emailed me her paper (from the same semester, just different professor) and I just changed the header info. I got an A, even though I'm pretty sure it mentioned my "growing up in New Zealand" lmfao
Imagine getting mad over stupid worthless writing
I call plagiarism 😏 “Second Coat”
I legit graduated with some people like this. I repeat….GRADUATED WITH some people like this.😑
This is the best in ESL class,when your students turn in papers with words you know they've never even heard before. Oh really, it has a 'postmodern aesthetic?' Do elaborate….
Top 10 greatest snl skits of all time lol
Wildly unfunny
now i know where they voice of jerry smith from rick and morty comes from
The sad part about this skit is that it’s a pretty close representation of what is currently going on in our Public School System throughout America! Very, very sad!
As an early millennial, that blue Hotmail page hit home and hard!!!! 😆
Was hoping towards the end that one student was really a worker for the AP. Would've been an unexpected twist
It's amazing to see how far these actors have come.
I taught a Fundamental of Business class. A student used Google to define the peak of the business cycle. The student defined Peak: The top of a mountain. Technically, the student was correct but the definition was way out of context.