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  1. I'm still 100% a Christian and except Jesus as my savior. I just wish I could find a church full of people who don't immediately spread hate the second they leave those doors and go against everything that was preached.

  2. Some Scriptures about hell by Jesus himself and how not to go there:

    In Luke 16:19-31 Jesus describes a rich man that lived lavishly and a poor beggar man named Lazarus. It came to pass that Lazarus died and was carried by the angels into Abraham’s bosom. The rich man died, was buried, then went to hell. 23 And in hell he lifted up his eyes, being in TORMENT, saw Abraham afar off and Lazarus in his bosom. 24 And he cried and said, Father Abraham have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in water, and cool my tongue, for I am tormented IN THIS FLAME. 25 But Abraham said, Son, remember that you in your lifetime received good things, and likewise Lazarus received evil things, but now he is comforted and you are tormented. 26 And besides all this, between us and you there is a great gulf fixed, so that they which would pass from hence to you can not, neither can they pass to us, and would come from thence. 27 Then he said, I pray you therefore father, that you would send him to my father’s house. 28 For I have 5 brothers that he may testify unto them, lest also come into this place of torment. 29 Abraham said unto him, They have Moses and the prophets, let them hear them. 30 And he said, Nay father Abraham, but if one went unto them from the dead, they will repent. 31 And he said unto him, If they hear not Moses and the prophets, neither will they be persuaded, though one rose from the dead.”

    LOCATION OF HELL: Jesus said in Matthew 12:40, ”For as Jonas was three days and three nights in the whale’s belly, so shall the Son of man be three days and three nights in the HEART OF THE EARTH.” Paul said in Ephesians 4:9, ”Now that he ascended, was it but that he also DESCENDED into the LOWER PARTS OF THE EARTH.”

    HELL IS A PLACE OF FIRE: Jesus said in Luke 16:24,”….Father Abraham have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in water, and cool my tongue for I am TORMENTED IN THIS FLAME.”

    Jesus said in Matthew 13:42,”And shall cast them into a FURNACE OF FIRE, there shall be WAILING AND GNASHING OF TEETH.” Jesus said in Matthew 25:41,”Then shall he also say to them on the left hand, Depart from me, you cursed, INTO EVERLASTING FIRE, prepared for the devil and his angels.”

    Jesus said in Revelation 20:15,”And whosoever was not found written in the book of life, was CAST INTO THE LAKE OF FIRE.”

    HELL IS A PLACE OF TORMENT: Jesus said in Luke 16:23,”And in hell he lift up his eyes, being in TORMENT….” 24 …..for I am TORMENTED in this flame.” Jesus said in Revelation 14:11,”And the smoke of their TORMENT ascended up FOR EVER AND EVER, and they have no rest day or night….” Jesus said in Mark 9:45-46,”And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off, it is better for you to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the FIRE THAT NEVER SHALL BE QUENCHED. 46 Where their WORM DIES NOT, and the fire is not quenched.” Note that it doesn’t say “THE Worm”, it says “THEIR WORM” dies not. Jesus said in Revelation 21:8,”But the fearful and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whore mongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burns WITH FIRE AND BRIMSTONE, which is the second death.” Note that Brimstone is Sulfur and burns with a very strong odor of rotten eggs.

    The scriptures above prove when a person goes to hell they will constantly see hell, constantly smell hell, constantly feel the heat of hell, will constantly breath hell, will constantly hear the wailing and gnashing of teeth of others in hell, will constantly be aware of their own worms, they will have no rest day or night, there is no way out and it will continue for ever and ever, they can’t die because they are already dead.

    The following is how to not go there and it is a SIMPLE AND EASY thing to do:

    All of the book of Acts is what Jesus disciples said what we must to be SAVED – meaning not go to hell, which is repentance, water baptism in Jesus NAME, (Not the titles Father, Son, and Holy Ghost) and being baptized with the Holy Ghost. Jesus said in Mark 16:16,"He that believes and is BAPTIZED shall be SAVED, but he that believes not shall be damned."

    At about that same time He said in Matthew 28:19,"Go therefore and teach all nations BAPTIZING them in the name (SINGULAR name and not name's) OF the Father, and OF the Son, and OF the Holy Ghost." Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are titles and not names. Jesus disciples never used those words when they baptized anyone in water, nor did they use those words in one sentence regarding any other topic. Every time they said Jesus NAME at baptism which is Acts 2:38, Acts 8:14-18, Acts 8:38, Acts 9:18, Acts 10:44-48, Acts 16:15, Acts 16:33, Acts 18:7, Acts 18:8, Acts 19:3-5, and Acts 22:16.

    Jesus said in John 3:3-7,"Verily, verily I say unto you, Except a man BE BORN AGAIN, he can not see the kingdom of God. 5 Verily, verily I say unto, Except a man be born of water AND of the Spirit, he can not enter into the kingdom of heaven. 7 Marvel not that I say unto you, YOU MUST BE BORN AGAIN." Being born of water is being baptized in water which is for the REMISSION OF SINS – meaning the INITIAL remission of sins and not the confessing of sins later addressed in 1 John 1:9. Being born of the Spirit is being baptized with the Holy Ghost. What being baptized with the Holy Ghost means is addressed in Acts 2:3-4, (Pentecost), Acts 8:17, Acts 9:18, Acts 10:44-48, and Acts 19:3-5 – which is when the Spirit of Christ initially dwells in a person. Nowhere in Scripture does it say it happens any other way than that way. There is not one Scripture that says a person receives the Holy Ghost just because they are a believer.

    Paul said in Romans 8:9-11,”But you are not in the flesh, but in the spirit, if so be that the spirit of God dwell in you. Now if any man have not the Spirit of Christ, HE IS NONE OF HIS."

    Numbers 23:19, ”God is not a man that he should lie, neither the son of man, that he should repent, has he said and shall he not do it? And shall he not make it good?”

    Malachi 3:6,”For I am the Lord, I change not…”

    Hebrews 13:8,”Jesus Christ is the same yesterday, and today, and forever.” That means there is no reason to think that Jesus will make an exception and save someone that has not been baptized in water in Jesus NAME, and has not been baptized with the Holy Ghost.

    If you are convinced you need to get baptized in water in Jesus Name do a search and type in "United Pentecostal Church International", scroll down to just below the red box, type in your zip code, a screen will show a Church near you that will do that.

    Jesus said John 10:27, ”My Sheep hear my voice, and I know them, and they follow me.”

  3. I think what fails a lot from people with biblical story is, they didn't take account time and people in consideration, it's different world back then than now, and i always find people telling me "well ain't your god told you to this that and that" well am i living in that period of time? Or am i lucky enough to born in this age where i can take essence of what's good and leave those which are unnecessary and potentially harmful? Bc a lot of the scripture are ended with phrase "for those who think(alongside of that, can't find the exact english word)" it's supposed to be think about, not take it at face value, that's why learning history is somewhat important when learning about religion, it came from different world, it's easy to take one thing out of context, but it takes time, respect and patience to actually learn about something, but becarefull, if you only learn from one source, it can come from place or love or place of hate, love that blinding and accept everything without doubt, hate that also blinding denied everything at all cost

    Be careful, and be safe

  4. I suppose I’m going to get it for this. We believe electricity flows through the air, into our homes, and makes light. We believe microwaves we can’t see can cook food. We can talk to people on the opposite side of the world, in real time, whenever we want. Yet we cannot read what is in the Bible and believe it happened as it reads. Of course, if everything was written about the flood, we’d have a book. It took Noah 50 years to build it. Just about every culture has a “flood that covered the earth” in their history. The ark is seen on top of Mt. Ararat where it settled, yet we call these accounts nonsensical and assign different interpretations to them to make them palatable, or acceptable to be believed. And here we have supposedly “3 men of god” basically saying events actually didn’t actually happen the way the Bible states, but we’re suppose to interpret the story. Then we have a number of posts from people saying how much they like it. What did the Bible say about “having their ears tickled because they loved it that way”? Yes, I believe some accounts in the Bible needs interpretation, especially Jesus’s parables, but the Bible was given to us for a reason. John 17:3.

  5. i think noahs ark makes ore sense in its original mesopitamian version as it is one god being a bitch because he wants the nice peace from noisy humans. but another one warns a guy he sees as rightous so that not everything will die.

  6. He really struggled there to say that yeah, dinosaurs definitely existed, which means it is very hard or impossible to take genesis literally.
    I mean I agree with the statement that the bible does not give every answer… But still he sidestepped a more specific question. And I think people should be clear about those things, specially priests. It seems like each year more people in the christian community outright reject science.

  7. Is she some kind of a genius when God tells in the skit to the angel to make the dinos meatier.
    Like in christian cosmology angels are sometimes being hypothesized of being in charge of the relations concerning physics and biology, so a nice touch(I doubt it's deliberate)

  8. They missed my favorite Adrian skit about Noah where the wooly mammoth brings his dad instead of a female and he's like the thing is I brought my dad. Lmao that one makes me laugh every time. Adrian is the best

  9. personally for the unicorn one I believe that unicorns are made of pure love and goodness and selflessness, and that kind of good can't exist in our mortal plain, so thats why we have animals like sheep and deer, they kind of make up what a unicorn is essentially a goodness kindness and innocence that is is able to defend its self from the horrible ness of humans, and I think that sheep deer and horses perfectly resemble that just in pieces, seeing as sheep represent innocence and deer represent goodness, and horses represent our wild side a kind thing that when provoked can be dangerous so it's like a unicorn isnt a mythical being but more like it's a being made up of nearly pure goodness but since it is not more goodness and love that makes is so it doesn't live in the universe of GOD but it is on a plane between the perfect aka GOD and the non perfect aka humans, is lives in a realm of near perfect but not perfect think of it like the solar system GOD is the sun the highest angels are close and the less high the angel the farther from the sun they are and humans are right below the middle most humans are in a place where they arent exactly right oin the line of good and evil they are leaning a bit towards evil, then on the far side of the solar system there are the evil spirits the worse the spirit the farther from GOD they are, and unicorns and other mythical being that are made of goodness live somewhere around where the angels live, who knows how exactly close to god or the humans unicorns are

  10. As a Muslim myself, I can say that we have all these stories in the Quran too, idk whether they are accurately similar to the ones in the Bible but seeing how I could understand all those tiktoks, I think it's kinda similar.

  11. He’s well brainwashed there’s 40,000 different species of spiders did Noah go to every country and drop each animal off or did they all have to make their own way from Mount Ararat and swim across the oceans and whatnot

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